The Best Ever Book of Tottenham Hotspur Jokes PDF ePub eBook

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The Best Ever Book of Tottenham Hotspur Jokes free pdf If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tottenham Hotspur jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tottenham Hotspur Jokes- Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Tottenham Hotspur Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Tottenham Hotspur joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Tottenham Hotspur Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Tottenham Hotspur Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Tottenham Hotspur Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Tottenham Hotspur Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Tottenham Hotspur Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Tottenham Hotspur Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

About Mark Geoffrey Young

Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of ... Jokes, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for ..., The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for ..., and The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for ... .

Details Book

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace
Data Published : 29 July 2012
ISBN : 1478331496
EAN : 9781478331490
Format Book : PDF, Epub, DOCx, TXT
Number of Pages : 106 pages
Age + : 15 years
Language : English
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