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The Coloring Book of Poop free pdf This is more than just a Coloring book. Much more. At the heart of everything we do as humans, there is poop. Every wonderful meal you've ever shared eventually ended up as Poop. That's right, a turd. A back-end biscuit. The end of all things is poop. Perhaps it isn't the sexiest thing on the planet (although some would disagree) but it's a part of our lives. Just count up how many hours we do things related to poop. If you're a parent, double that. If you're a parent for a newborn . . . quadruple that! What we decided to do with this book was to make it fun to color, but also informative. You and your family are about to learn more about poop than you ever imagined. We are going to cover Poop, Toilets, Toilet Paper, and some hidden nuggets buried inside the subject of poop. You're going to have fun with this book and you're going to learn all sorts of interesting factoids in the process. Even Einstein pooped. In fact, he was pooping when he came up with the Theory of Relativity! Poop = MC2 Along the way, Ploppie McCrapperson will assist you in your voyage of poo. So get your brown markers ready, it's time to doo the right thing.

About Ploppie McCrapperson

My name is Ploppie McCrapperson. I'm a normal poop, grew up in a good family. I'm 1/3 Corn and Peanut mixed, so sometimes I didn't really fit in. School was especially tough because nobody likes you when they see you have some corn in you. Kid's can be so cruel. But I rose above all that. I've had some close calls. Once I got most of my face licked off by a Golden Retriever and I had to wait until he pooped me out again to put myself back together. Another time this crazy death row inmate tried to paint himself with me, looking for an insanity plea. As you can guess, that didn't go down too well with the guards. I had to collect myself in the sewer after 7 different guards were hosed off. What's worse, they all smelled like cologne, can you imagine! As I matured I started becoming an adult and you might say I had been the ugly duckling that turned in to the swan. The ladies started looking at me a little differently and I could tell they liked what they were seeing. Not to brag, but I'm a good looking pile of feces. I always get mistaken for chocolate soft-serve ice cream. Me and my buddy used to go to McDonalds and hide in the ice cream cones just to mess with people. Don't worry, three or four licks in we would let the cat out of the bag. We would say, "Your breath stinks!" and just die laughing. Just two crazy pieces of crap having fun. But life was definitely looking up for me. I worked my way through college at Assmore University. After that I studied Particle Toilet Physics at Harvard and got a degree in Business Law. But my real love was always coloring. Sure, I would leave a streak in a pair of underwear, or a smudge on a clean wall every now and then. People would say, "Ploppie, you're so talented," but I thought they were just being polite. I'm a pretty likable turd. My motto is, "I never met a butthole I didn't like!" Anyway, a few years back I was working on a project for an oil company in Western Europe and I started coloring again. And what can I say . . . I was sucked back into the sphincter of life and crapped right out again with another chance. I decided that I was done with corporate life. That work didn't let me express my true artistic nature. I wanted to let my true Peanut

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Author : Ploppie McCrapperson
Publisher : Createspace
Data Published : 21 May 2015
ISBN : 1512314978
EAN : 9781512314977
Format Book : PDF, Epub, DOCx, TXT
Number of Pages : 88 pages
Age + : 15 years
Language : English
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